You really should have danced all night

Looks like we've got another one. It started out innocently enough. Some sort of connection. It's called a boner you idiot. A dance. Concern for a failing marriage. A night of counseling and support. What more could Mark do? Well, he could have left but what would good would it do to waste a perfectly good erection? He couldn't just walk away and leave her helpless, alone. He felt as if he was the only one that could or would be able to help Maria. Maria.... he just met a girl named Maria.... The man offered himself as a friend. A soft place to fall. One human being helping another. I think that you will agree that is what we Americans are known for. Helping those in need, whether they want it or need it. What I don't understand is why he feels he has to salvage his personal and professional life? Is someone judging him? Is he being persecuted for caring? He tried to stop helping her. He brought in a trusted spiritual adviser to help with what was now a complicated situation. I believe his name was Dr.Beelzebub. How much more spiritual can you get? They had dinner and then partied all night long. I mean they parted ways. He offered his wife a chance to meet Maria. Maria... he wants his dear wife to meet Maria... He even went so far as to hike the Appalachian trail to get to her. He sensed her need. He could feel it in the air. Again, that's your boner you jerk. He exposed himself in public. Maybe that should read he was exposed in public. Either way, Mark Sanford, you really should have danced all night.